BSMW Classic – Eddie-isms

The BSMW Classic entry for today is a much-requested one…the list of Eddie Andelman-isms, compiled over the years. The list was started by Kevin Peters Steve Brown and is a few years old, so there have been many more missed since the last update. If you have additions to the list, feel free to send them in and they’ll be added…

EDDIE MOVIE NAMES:
“What Happened To Mary?” = “There’s Something About Mary”
“Something Happened To Mary” = “There’s Something About Mary”
“It’s A Wonderful Life”- “Life Is Beautiful”
“Rocky Mountain Picture Show” = “Rocky Horror Picture Show”
“Finding Private Ryan”- “Saving Private Ryan”
“Blazing Inferno” – “Towering Inferno”
“The Fish That Swallowed Wanda” – “A Fish Called Wanda”
“The Perfect Wave” – “The Perfect Storm”

EDDIE TV SHOWS:
“So You Want To Be A Millionaire” – “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
“Haiwain Five-0″ – “Hawaii Five-0″
“Everybody Loves Lucy” = “I Love Lucy”
“I Love Raymond” = “Everybody Loves Raymond”
“Funniest Moments of Your Life” = “America’s Funniest Home Videos”

EDDIE’S ANIMAL KINGDOM
Brontosaurus Rex = Tyrannosaurus Rex

EDDIE MISC:
America’s Cup – Ryder Cup
America’s Cup = World Cup
Ryder’s Cup – Ryder Cup
AL East = AFC East
MSL = MLS (soccer)
Strep Throat-Staph Infection
Rotar Cuff- Rotator Cuff
White Sox Park = Comisky Park
Budweiser Stadium = Schaeffer Stadium
The dead guy’s son = Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Lincoln Downs = Lincoln Park
Nick’s Comedy Store – Nick’s Comedy Shop
Riverboat = Riverdance
GBS = PBS
Father-Son Binding- Father-Son Bonding
Tampa Bay Devils = Tampa Bay Devil Rays
WWF (World Wildlife Foundation) = World Wildfire Federation.
Gracie Mansion = Graceland
Colonial Guest Jeep Line = Colonial Jeep Guest Line
Fuckruckers = Fuddruckers

EDDIE PHRASES:
Don’t Just Say No = Just Say No
Rain Drops Keep Dropping On My Head=Rain Drops Keep Falling On My Head
Child Protege – Child Prodigy
“Wag the Tail” = “Wag the Dog”
Anthony’s eyes looked like two cyclops.
Blizzard of ’76 = Blizzard of ’78

EDDIE’S INVERTED NAMES:
Stewart Payne = Payne Stewart
Donna Lewis-Harris = Donna Harris-Lewis

EDDIE’S MANGLED NAMES:
Anna Nicole Kidman = Anna Nicole Smith
Van Diesel = Vin Diesel
Miami Marlins= Florida Marlins
Robert Walker-Robert Edwards
Joe Klecko-Ryan Klesko
Ryan Klecko-Ryan Klesko
JD White-JD Drew
Daddy Puff- Puff Daddy
Walter MaCartney = Walter McCarty
Matt Keough = Matt Young
Deion Jones = Deion Sanders
Ricky Walker = Ricky Williams
Brian Defoe- Byron Defoe
Darrell Lewis- Darren Lewis
Nancy Kwan= Michelle Kwan
Bob Jeter = Derek Jeter
Christian Peters = Christian Peter
Wayne Bellows=Brian Bellows
Jamal Mashburn-Jamal Washburn
Michael Irving=Michael Irvin
Ken Brett=George Brett
Kevin Canty = Chris Canty
Andy Katzenburg = Andy Katzenmoyer
Andy Katzenmeyer = Andy Katzenmoyer
Bobby Hull – Brett Hull
PJ Axelrod = PJ Axelson
Chuck Schilling = Curt Schilling
Master Rap= Master P.
Derrick Collins = Derrick Cullors
Murray McDermott – Mickey McDermott
Ramon Hernandez – Ramon Martinez
Jimmy Jones = Jimmy Johnson
Jimmy Johnson = Jimy Williams
Pat Shanahan = Mike Shanahan
Brett Starr = Brett Farve
Mickey Stanley = Mike Stanley
Sam Cunningham – Sam Gash
St. Louis Cardinals – St. Louis Rams
Archie Griffin = Archie Manning
Rebecca MacIntyre = Reba MacIyntire
Richard Bishop – Michael Bishop
Smash Pupmkins – Smashing Pumpkins
Troy O’Leary – Troy Brown
Chad Everett – Carl Everett
The Fabulous Babe- The Fabulous Sports Babe
Jim Baker = Tom Baker
Jose Posada = Jorge Posada
Kobie Brown = Kobie Bryant
Peter Gonzalez – Peter Gelzinis
JR Richards – JR Richard
Kevin Rose = Brian Rose
El Whoppo = El Guapo
Paul Ankiel = Rick Ankiel
Boomer Esiasson – Chris Berman
Tom Goodwin – Tom Gordon
LaMont Harris – Raymont Harris
Tiger Jones – Tiger Woods
Eric Dickenson – Eric Dickerson
Carl Lewis – Carl Everett
Dave Hampton- Mike Hampton
Mark Singleton – Mike Singleton
Terri Brown – Troy Brown
Jimmy Rodgers – Jim O’Brien
Evandy Holyfield = Evander Holyfield
todd mccullough = Claude mccullough
Shawn Hillenbrand- Shea Hillenbrand
Art Howe – Steve Howe
Michael Jordan – Michael Jackson

EDDIE’S MISPRONOUNCED NAMES:
Romeo Cornell = Romeo Crennel
Andy Katzenmeyer = Andy Katzenmoyer
Vassily Potapenko= Vitaly Potapenko
Vitaly Pompitino= Vitaly Potapenko
Toni Kocut = Toni Kukoc
Micheal Barcum = Micheal Barcam
Hideki Irabo= Hideki Irabu
Walter Playton= Walter Payton
Vern Lingquist = Vern Lundquist
Dimitri Kristov = Dimitri Khristich
John Belluci = John Belushi
Rudolph Guiliano = Rudolph Guiliani
Manny Ramanez – Manny Ramirez
Jerry Trupiani = Jerry Trupiano
Juan Gonzavez = Juan Gonzalez
Raymond Martinez = Ramon Martinez
Rico Broggna = Rico Brogna
Dan Foust = Dan Fouts
Wayne Chrabeck = Wayne Chrebet
Benny Agabayani – Benny Agbayani
El Dookie = El Duque
Fred Cuestick = Fred Cusiak
Dave Daggler =Dave Jageler

Boston Sports Media Contact Information

I’ve decided to compile a list of “Official” email addresses for Boston sports media members. These are all their “corporate” email addresses, unless otherwise noted. Many of these are acquired as a result of the person emailing me. I will not be posting “private” email addresses unless specifically requested by the media person. This list will grow and evolve in time, and will get a permanent link under the “BSMW Material” link to the left. If some are missing, it’s because I don’t have an “official” address for them.

If you’re a media member and would like your address added to the list, please let me know.

Boston Globe Contact Information

Joe Sullivan, Sports Editor: [email protected]
Dan Shaughnessy, General Columnist: [email protected]
Bob Ryan, General Columnist: [email protected]
Jackie MacMullan, General Columnist: [email protected]
Gordon Edes, Baseball Columnist: [email protected]
Ron Borges, Football/Boxing Columnist: [email protected]
Peter May, Basketball Columnist: [email protected]
Kevin Paul Dupont, Hockey Columnist: [email protected]
Bill Griffith, Sports Media Columnist: [email protected]
Bob Hohler, General Assignment Writer: [email protected]
Nick Cafardo, Football/Baseball Writer: [email protected]
Shira Springer, Basketball Beat Writer: [email protected]
Nancy Marrapese-Burrell, Hockey Beat Writer: [email protected]
Michael Vega, General Sports: [email protected]
Mark Blaudschun, College Sports: [email protected]
Frank Dellpa, Soccer: [email protected]
Ron Indrisano, General Sports: [email protected]

Boston Herald
Howard Bryant, Columnist: [email protected]
Tony Massarotti, Baseball Columnist: [email protected]
Michael Felger, Football Beat Writer: [email protected]
Steve Bulpett, NBA Beat Writer: [email protected]

(I can guess at the rest of them…probably firstinitial/[email protected] Those are the only “official ones” I’ve seen listed at their webpage.)

Providence Journal
Art Martone, Sports Editor: [email protected]
Sean McAdam, Baseball Columnist: [email protected]
Steven Krasner, Baseball Beat Writer: [email protected]
Tom Curran, Football Beat Writer: [email protected]
Kevin McNamara, General Sports: [email protected]

Hartford Courant
Jeff Jacobs, Columnist: [email protected]
David Heuschkel, Baseball Beat Writer: [email protected]
Paul Doyle, General Sports: [email protected]

WEEI
Jason Wolfe: [email protected]
Dennis and Callahan: [email protected]
Dale and Holley: [email protected]
The Big Show: [email protected]
Pete Sheppard: [email protected]
Ted Nation: [email protected]

WSKO – The Score
John “Coach” Colletto: [email protected]
Andy Gresh: [email protected]
Scott Cordischi: [email protected]
SportsBeat: [email protected]

WWZN
Mike Winn: [email protected]
Eddie and Jags: [email protected]
The Diehards: [email protected]
Sean Grande: [email protected]

WBZ Channel 4
Bob Lobel: [email protected]
Dan Roche: [email protected]

NECN
Mike Giardi: [email protected]
Mark Ockerbloom: [email protected]
Chris Collins: [email protected]

Misc:
Lenny Megliola (Metrowest): [email protected]
John Tomase (Eagle Tribune): [email protected]
Bill Burt (Eagle Tribune): [email protected]
Mike Fine (Patriot Ledger): [email protected]
Eric McHugh (Patriot Ledger): emchugh@ledger[email protected]
Christopher Price (Boston Metro): [email protected]
Mark Farinella (Sun Chronicle): [email protected]
Jonathan Comey (Standard Times): [email protected]
Jon Couture (Standard Times): [email protected]
Alan Greenwood (Nashua Telegraph) [email protected]
Eric Wilbur (Boston.com) [email protected]
Dave Jageler: [email protected]
Russ Kenn: [email protected]